The best way to settle a bet with AI (screenshots don't count)

You know the move. Someone asks a chatbot, screenshots the answer, and sends it to the group. Then the other person asks the same chatbot a slightly different way, gets a slightly different answer, and now you have two screenshots and no winner. Here's how to settle it for good.

Rule 1: same AI, same room, both people

Screenshots lose because the question was shaped by the person asking. Put both people in one thread with the AI, state the bet in one sentence you both agree on, and let it answer once, for both of you. That's what a Settle It room is for.

Rule 2: make it cite something

"Is a hot dog a sandwich?" is opinion. "Does the USDA classify a hot dog as a sandwich?" is a fact with a source. Frame the bet so a source can settle it, and ask for the source.

Rule 3: agree on the question first

Half of all bets are two people arguing different questions. Write the exact wager in the chat before anyone asks the AI. If you can't agree on the wording, that's the actual argument.

Three classics, settled

• Is a hot dog a sandwich? Merriam-Webster says yes; the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council says no; New York State taxes it as a sandwich. Ruling: legally, yes. Culturally, still a fight.
• Was Hawaiian pizza invented in Hawaii? No. Ontario, Canada, 1962, by a Greek-born restaurateur. Loser buys.
• Do you lose most body heat through your head? No; it's roughly proportional to exposed surface area. The myth traces to a 1950s military study with poorly insulated test subjects.